Welcome to the Beer Belly Boulevard – where the curves are as smooth as your favorite brew! This crew neck isn't just a garment; it's a testament to a life well-lived, complete with hops, barley, and perhaps a few extra slices of pizza. Whether you're a card-carrying member of the 'Dad Bod Appreciation Society' or simply believe that life's too short for kale, this tee lets your belly be the star of the show. So raise a pint and toast to the Mountain Redneck – where every jiggle tells a story.
 
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester